Really, It's hard to imagine until you see it. There I was, at the wheel, headed straight West on one of America's loneliest roads. Photojournalist Joe Harewicz and I were headed to South Dakota's nowhere for an end of the season pheasant hunt and I can officially say, I ended the season with a serious blast...Seriously. Fellow Pheasants Forever member Bruce Behm had invited us to experience his South Dakota ranch and chase a few late-season birds. Exactly my kind of hunt. So, early Friday morning, we pointed the truck West and drove seven, long hours until we hit Wessington Springs, SD. From there, we headed another 30 miles out of town, mainly on dirt roads, following the small map Bruce had whipped up, until we rolled up on an old and lonely lookin' ranch house; well-worn but a welcome sort of place. Now, Bald Eagle Lodge isn't a terribly fancy hunting retreat. This is the kind of place where serious hunters hang out. Old and cracked linoleum floors...a few bb holes in the tattered and rattling windows... faucets that whistled each time you twist them on. A perfect hunting getaway. The guys had just
finished up the morning hunt. They stacked their birds out front and snuck inside for a quick lunch. While they ate, I geared up for the cold hunt. I went through my checklist. Extra pair of socks...Check. Long underwear...Check. Winter hat...Check. Number six shot shells, Crap. We circled out front of the house and figured out a game plan for the next field. Bruce assigned guys to cover all corners of the bit of habitat we would hunt. He predicted we'd see a few birds. The hundred or so acres of habitat consisted of a bunch of prairie grass, sorghum and corn. Soon as we got close, we could see dozens and dozens of birds moving around. They acted like late season birds. You know, nervous and
jittery, seemingly one step ahead of our game. The guys with the dogs started on the west end of the field. I walked alongside Bruce's father; 78-year-old Don Behm. Don and I had a good laugh as we watched, at best guess, a thousand hens and roosters shoot skyward. Some shot straight up and quickly out of range. Others popped up just over the tops of the sorghum and darted away, too low to take aim at. Still others, allowed us a few quick shots. We watched as the dogs retrieved the downed birds. Like that, we had our limit for the day. Back in camp, Bruce, who is the self-appointed chef, teased us about the fat ribeyes we'd all be shortly digging into. A few seconds later he pulled out a giant chunk of meat. Ha! The side of beef had taken just a bit too much cold in the fridge and had
frozen. So, Bruce rigged an appropriate defrosting station. Great work Bruce! Soon enough, we found ourselves consuming copious amounts of ribeye and potatos. Funny, but the bowl of green peas sat widely ignored most of the mea. After a few post dinner fish and rooster tales, I ducked out of the party and retired to my basement mattress. Joe had snuck away earlier and all I could see were his size 14 feet sticking off the end of the bed in his room. As I clicked out the light and wrapped up in my sleeping bag. a most peculiar sound cut through the sweet silence of night. A golden retriever, kenneled right next to me, had started to howl (technically, it's called a whine).
The pathetic sounds echoed in the concrete basement. I jumped up from my mattress, grabbed my ear plugs (which were supposed to be a backup should one of Bruce's visitors be a snorer) and dropped back in bed, nearly too excited to drift off to sleep. That's what happens before a big hunt. We all dream of the perfect day in the field....Lots of roosters, slow flushes, clean shots.......
Next thing I knew, my eyes were open and I could smell fresh coffee. 7:15 a.m. Night had become day. We would walk our first field at 10. I quickly showered, jumped into my hunting togs and headed upstairs. As I rolled into the kitched and reached for a mug of Bruce's camp coffee,I
took a quick peek out the front window. Bruce was already laughing. We knew we had a chance for snow later in the day, but it had clearly come early. A thick layer of snow had already plastered the trucks out front. The wind shook the shutters. Bruce had the weather report on in the living room as people slowly rolled out of bed. Radar showed a major winter storm rolling right over us. We all sat down to breakfast and figured out how we'd chase birds in that darn storm as we washed down french toast and pheasant sausage links with mugs of warm coffee.
As I stepped out into the weather, the bitterly-cold wind instantly snipped at my face. Bruce assigned a
few of us to stand guard on the end of the field. I set up shop with the snow and wind coming from my left. Joe hid somewhere under repeated layers of winter gear. A giant plastic bag around his camera snapped in the wind. Never had I attempted to hunt in such drastic conditions. Upwind, well out of sight in the heavy snow,we could hear the shotgun pops of the guys on the other end of the field. We waited impatiently. The wind whistled through the line of trees blocking the northern edge of the field. Suddenly, two hens emerged from the snowy fog and quicklyzipped past. Don and I stood our ground,
waiting for the pushers to near. Suddenly, bird after bird after bird appeared in front of us. I picked out a rooster and took aim. Bang! A miss. Rooster#2. Bang! Bang! Another miss. I quickly fumbled in my vest and grabbed three more shells. Bang! Bang! Bang!Yet another bird missed. These weren't easy shots. Roosters way up in a cloud of snow, riding the cold blasts of wind. Bang! A bird dropped right next to me. Don had his first rooster. In all, we would walk three fields in that knarly weather. Walking Bruce's acres of habitat kept our bodies warm, although the wind and snow continued to cut at our faces. A week later, I'm still picking the dead skin off my cold and mildly frost-bitten ears. Just that fast, my 2008 hunting season wrapped up. Joe and I needed to try and get back to Minnesota that afternoon. We packed
up the truck and shook hands as Bruce and the guys headed back out into the weather for yet an afternoon hunt. As they disappeared into the snow, Joe and I picked our way to the East, wrestling some of the worst driving conditions I can remember. By five that afternoon, the white-out conditions forced us to seek
shelter in Mitchell.The two of us grabbed a hotel room and called it a day. Aswe clicked out the lights, I almost instantly started to dream of that crazy day of hunting. Suddenly, a peculiar noise cut through the darkness. I chuckled and reached formy ear plugs...